"Valentine massacre"
A review of The Merchant Pride by Sad valentine - Thursday 15th of February 2007
Get a grip merchant, there i was siiting on the most romantic night oy the year, with my lovely man of course, when we decided to stroll into the merchant city for a little drinkie and to show each other off on this fabulous night!!!!. As we enter town we decide where will we have our drink, why not try the merchant pride!!we agree, as we glide along (or that might be the champagne kicking in)my love and i thinking about the lovely time ahead, horror of horrors!!! on the most romantic night of the year, the door got slammed in our face, boy did we come crahing out of our pink tinted cloud!!! on valentines night it was WOMEN only in the merchant pride, now tell me where is it written that only lesbiens are allowed to celebrate valentines night and not only that but turn it into a "shag tag" night.Not to worry though of we went and spent our hard earned pennies in another bar. Bad show merchant pride no wonder the bar is always empty, apart from your straight day(sunday) come on give the queer guys a break and give us something back for our custom. take note mr wilson.
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